I MUST RECANT

Dear flashden,

It is a regretful thing when one makes a public statement of his own selfish incompetence. Shameful.

I am announcing my recanting of my claim to close my account. This is something that is a requirement. Yes, the fool has made a spectacle. He also has an acceptable reason to recant his decision. You see, if he chooses to close his account, not having a job or any other earned source of income, he won’t be able to provide food for sustenance and may starve to death. Well, it would be much harder without the potential earnings one could make from flashden. If the members would forgive a fool’s complaints, it would be greatly appreciated. My apologies and thank you.

I’ll be sticking around.

P.S.

I like potatoes.

No, I honestly requested my account be cancelled. I was serious. I put in 3 requests and they were not answered quickly. I realized last night after having some careful consideration to the needs I’d be lacking and changed my mind. I know, I’m a moron. But what are you talking about anyway. I was never famous just because of this. You people already knew me. Please don’t accuse me of such trifle nonsense.

Well, I’m poor and I live at home. I’m 25 and can’t manage myself in public because I have schizophrenia which causes me to be extremely paranoid. It gets so bad that I’ve had to lose almost every job I’ve had because of it.

See what happens if you eat a lot of potatoes?

A no comment would arise just as much paranoia. I’d simply analyze your behavior until I understood something I find interesting.

Zenor, I don’t eat enough potatoes. I do like them when I do though. I mean, if people at McDonald’s get paranoid from eating their hash browns then there would be a lot of psychiatrists needed.