whats the next preloader idea… you’re crazy 
This animated abduction preloader is ready to use no matter how much content you put into the flash file. Just put in your content on a new layer within the flash file and the animation will begin as soon as your site is completely loaded.
To change the speed of the preloader abduction, simply change the speed value of the variable “abductionSpeed,” located in the first frame.
Example:
var abductionSpeed = 1;
1 = slow
2 = medium
3 = fast
To change the colors of all items in the document, simply change the color value of the variable according to the movieclip, located in the first frame.
Examples:
var backgroundColor = 0×000000;
var backgroundGradientColor = 0×000000;
var preloaderColor = 0xFFFFFF;
var lightbeamColor = 0×33cc99;
Files included in the zip:
-preloaderAnimation.fla
-preloaderAnimation.swf
-help.txt
I watched it in IE and noticed it got soundeffects
.. its just a detail, but I like the idea man